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    <title>Spoofs</title>
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It was bound to happen. After Chris Crocker&#039;s impassioned and bloody amusing plea for us all to just LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE it was only a matter of time before people started to do spoofs.
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So far I have only seen two, but I know there are many more out there. If I find any I&#039;ll add them in here. But here are the two I&#039;ve found so far:
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&lt;a href=&#034;http://chime.tv/#u/chirag/eclectica/40fhb_zoom&#034;&gt;http://chime.tv/#u/chirag/eclectica/40fhb_zoom&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;a href=&#034;http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&amp;videoid=17978550&#034;&gt; http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&amp;videoid=17978550
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Lucy found this one:&lt;br&gt;
&lt;a href=&#034;http://youtube.com/watch?v=VVcmHcHIsYc&#034;&gt;http://youtube.com/watch?v=VVcmHcHIsYc&lt;/a&gt;
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    <title>Leave Britney Alone!</title>
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You bastards!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;
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    <pubDate>Tue, 11 Sep 2007 18:34:00 GMT</pubDate>
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    <title>Celestial Confusion</title>
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According to the CIA World Factbook 83-88% of the population of France are Catholic. 
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I&#039;m just saying, that&#039;s all.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;

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&lt;font size=&#034;1&#034;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Thanks to Smiff for spotting this&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;
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    <pubDate>Sat, 01 Sep 2007 11:06:00 GMT</pubDate>
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    <title>Dildos!</title>
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Dildos. I am told they are truly great things. I...ummm...wouldn&#039;t know. Shut up.

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    <pubDate>Thu, 14 Jun 2007 23:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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    <title>Just say NEE!</title>
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&lt;img border=&#034;1&#034; align=&#034;right&#034; src=&#034;images/tcovert.jpg&#034; alt=&#034;Cute girl, not quite nekkid&#034;/&gt;
Do you fancy a blowjob from her? No. Seriously. I mean it.
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Nope, I&#039;m not kidding. Those crazy Belgians are at it again. Don&#039;t believe me? Fine. Check &lt;a href=&#034;http://www.nee-antwerpen.be/index-eng.htm&#034;&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.
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Hah! See? Oh ye of little faith. Sometimes I think I&#039;m living in the wrong country. I couldn&#039;t see anyone doing this here. Come to think of it, given most of our female politicians look like &lt;a href=&#034;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margaret_Beckett&#034;&gt;Margaret Beckett&lt;/a&gt;, maybe that&#039;s something to be grateful for.
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&lt;font style=&#034;font-size: x-small&#034;&gt;Oh, and no, I didn&#039;t sign up for the blowjob. Seriously. I think it might be difficult to explain to my wife why a rather good looking Belgian woman has turned up to suck me off. Hmm...I suppose I could give her my work address...&lt;/font&gt;
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    <pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2007 14:36:00 GMT</pubDate>
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    <title>One Ring to Rule Them All...</title>
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If only someone had told Frodo about &lt;a href=&#034;http://www.weddingringcoffin.com/&#034;&gt;this service&lt;/a&gt;.
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    <pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2007 12:12:00 GMT</pubDate>
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    <title>Amusing Partisanship</title>
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&lt;img align=&#034;right&#034; src=&#034;images/gop-unityseal.jpg&#034; /&gt;
Usually I don&#039;t get overly involved in the intricacies of US politics. Partly because it has nothing to do with me and partly because they all lack a sense of humour and have guns.
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But I couldn&#039;t resist posting &lt;a href=&#034;http://slate.com/features/2007/scandal_guide/scandalmap.html&#034;&gt;this site&lt;/a&gt;, because it just amused me. If there were a Political Scandals For Dummies, it would look like this.
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Oh, and as for the image for this post I did go looking for a standard image for the GOP, but then I stumbled upon this and...well...who could resist?
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    <pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2007 12:21:00 GMT</pubDate>
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    <title>Done</title>
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Well that was tedious. Let this be a lesson to you children, backups aren&#039;t just for Christmas, they&#039;re for life.
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I think I&#039;ve restored all the comments, but frankly I seriously cannot be bothered to get the dates on them right, so it looks like they were all added today. The posts have the right dates on them.
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So, who knows, after putting in all this effort just to resurrect old posts, maybe I&#039;ll put in some effort and add some new posts. Other than ones about me recovering everything, that is. Maybe.
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    <pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2007 21:16:00 GMT</pubDate>
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