Just say NEE!
Do you fancy a blowjob from her? No. Seriously. I mean it.
Nope, I'm not kidding. Those crazy Belgians are at it again. Don't believe me? Fine. Check here.
Hah! See? Oh ye of little faith. Sometimes I think I'm living in the wrong country. I couldn't see anyone doing this here. Come to think of it, given most of our female politicians look like Margaret Beckett, maybe that's something to be grateful for.
Oh, and no, I didn't sign up for the blowjob. Seriously. I think it might be difficult to explain to my wife why a rather good looking Belgian woman has turned up to suck me off. Hmm...I suppose I could give her my work address...
